Reasons why i'm single
ONE: i annoy people
TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
THREE: i fuck shit up
FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
FIVE: i'm not liked
SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and my computer
Is it normal to have a favorite historical and fictional serial killer?
bakerstreetbat: mahanaibu-eebowai: come with me and you’ll be in a world of
pissoffimfromtexas: cumber-bitches: theredrubyx: infinite-starry-starry-night: hal-yorked: vintageprincess48: starkholmesdowney: johanirae: I sometimes end the sentence with the wrong I understood that reference I understood all of the references except the actual post reference someone should explain
oldrockstars: if classical instruments being used in rock music isn’t the tightest shit ever then tell me what is
dersekingdom: STOP BLAMING MUSLIMS STOP BLAMING KOREANS STOP BLAMING GAY PEOPLE STOP BLAMING PEOPLE STOP BLAMING GROUPS STOP BLAMING JUST STOP. No need to put one race/religion/preference/lifestyle/person on blast because of an idiot(s) bad decision making/insanity. Just because one person or even two people do something, does not make a whole damn group the bad guy! Grow the fuck up and...
dinosauriomutante: Have you ever had the hugest platonic crush on someone like…you just want to be with her/him all the time in a non-romantic way, share your stuff and be the bestest friends ever but that person seems to have a lot of friends and you just sit there crying on the inside seeing that he/she doesn’t really need you as much as you need him/her
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: al0nsy: could you imagine if moffat decided hey i’m gonna reveal the doctor’s real name and it was something like steve or phil
MARTIN FUCKING FREEMAN JUST BROUGHT ME A FUCKING...
watsonsandholmes: We saw them when they were filming in London, he was so lovely he asked us if we had eaten and if we had had a nice day. About five minutes after he left his agent came over with a pizza and said that because we told Martin that we hadn’t eaten he wanted us to have his pizza, HIS LUNCH. I am still in shock omfg
If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
jiidesu: niicolodean: call you names tell you weird and personal details about myself say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb type in caps a lot. If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and: talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts share funny photos from my tumblr dash actually tell you when i’m upset try to make conversation with you just generally act...
addictedtocontradictions: theboywasonfiretoo: wandlesstribute: draco malfoy is not a bad person draco malfoy is not a bad person draco malfoy is nOT A BAD PERSON DRACO MALFOY IS NOT A BAD PERSON draco malfoy is not a bad person NOT A BAD PERSON DRACO MALFOY IS NOT A BAD PERSON!!!!!!!!! draco malfoy is not a real person
moriarty-makes-people-shoes: smileshidemymisery: ravenrobintt: derpslife: ravenrobintt: my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same also if you say “beer can” in a british accent it sounds like “bacon” with a bad jamaican accent JESUS. CHRIST. I’m British and I’ve just realised...
So yesterday I went out with some friends. For some reason or another we found ourselves at Spencer’s. Probably the best decision we made because I had an intense Batman conversation with one of the workers. The we went and watched Evil Dead, well okay they watched. I sort of hid under a jacket because the excessive gore was making me sick.
sherrlockked: deanisanactualprincess: kevinssecretplace4546: justanotherklainer: baptisms: do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted i thought it said puppies and was concerned JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY
thebloggerthatwaited: theappleppielifestyle: i think most of us have found themselves thinking seriously about how they would pull off becoming a serial killer
cybermeninblack: if you sing les mis music with me you can’t be all casual and sing like any other song. you must sing wITH THE FIERY PASSION OF THE REVOLUTIONARIES WHO WOULD DIE FOR THEIR COUNTRY WE ARE NO LONGER TEENAGERS WE ARE IN FUCKING FRANCE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES
jasonsegels: ANDREW SCOTT TAKING A SELFIE IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU’RE WRONG
sabrinaisnotonfire: smoshorashi: camuizuuki: ddowney: the most supernatural thing about the show is how sam and dean don’t have like a hundred scars on their arms and hands cause they keep making huge cuts for no reason and Sam getting wifi everywhere don’t forget the wifi and the fact that Dean hasn’t died yet from lack of vegetables What about how they can just search up how to...
cumberbitch-freebitch: anironjawedangel: sannanomad: do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own
photographedhistories: llcooljofficial: no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously that is the best damn description I have ever heard
beenotafraid asked: I MISS HIS HAIR TOO. (Yelling because I really like the song nbd)